"TO THE TIME MACHINE! And grab a cash register and the old Credit Card impinter!"

"QUICK! TO THE TIME MACHINE!

Grab a cash register, a credit card imprint machine... and we'll need to fit in so as not to draw attention to our time-traveling sales scheme-
DENIM JACKETS!
PARACHUTE PANTS!
LEG WARMERS!
LARGE MIRRORED SUNGLASSES!

And the final ingredient to our plan to becoming rich beyond imagination?

No, not an almanac or newspaper or stock picks.....

WATCHES!

We will sell watches...

These watches:"