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kids...

NEVER never NEVER never NEVER NEVER NEVER

never stop asking, "WHY?"

Hello, I'm AWESOME

OK, I found this sticky name tag, and I haven't been able to stop chuckling to myself since.

I have seen name tags that read, "Hello, my name is..." But this one is different. This name tag is special, because it reads, "Hello, I'm."

One can use not only names, but also adjetives, gerunds, short phrases, and more!

The comedic possibilities are endless!

Hello, I'm AWESOME.
Hello, I'm drunk.
Hello, I'm RIDICULOUS.
Hello, I'm your worst nightmare.
Hello, I'm not.
Hello, I'm SUPER, thanks for asking.

Music for the soul

I played guitar for 45 minutes just now, and at some point I became lost in the sounds and rhythms. I experimented with new thumping and fingering without fully fretting (like a harmonic but not above one of the "good" sounding frets), and I think, for over 1 half hour, my analytical mind turned off, and I was an animal human, without worries- like a dog at the dog park, raising its ears and cocking its head at a curiousity. That peace is all I could ever ask for out of life. Freedom from the analytical, neocortical mind.